BlogBite: Kiddie Quotes

Kids are hilarious. Honestly, in the moment it is not always so funny. Every now and then my own kiddos give me some pure gems, and I have to share!

For context: Levi is 6 years old, Amos is 2 years old, and Wyatt is 1 year old.

MommaBlogga: "Levi, I need you to stop picking your nose."

Levi: "But wait, I have to tell you something. That I love you."

(This is his new go-to if he feels he did something inappropriate.)

Amos: "My boogers are not in my nose. I have no boogers in my nose."

MommaBlogga: "Oh, good."

Amos: "They are in my mouth."

MommaBlogga: "Oh..... not good."

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At 4am, I hear a small voice singing the 'siren/spirit call' from Frozen II. I'm hoping it's one of my boys, and not that I'm waking up to imaginary voices singing Disney tunes. Levi and Amos are both still asleep, and my chances of crazy increase. I check on Wyatt...

Wyatt: "Aaaaaaahhhh!!"

MommaBlogga: "Aaaaahhh?"

Wyatt: (standing now in his crib with his hands out like Elsa) "Aaaaaaaahh!!!"

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I took the boys to a birthday party for two little girls. They had a special princess party, and invited my boys to be the princes.

MommaBlogga: "Ok, Levi, remember this is a princess party so there were be a lot of girls there."

Levi: "Yay!"

MommaBlogga: "This also means they may not have dinosaur or Batman toys."

Levi: "Oh...."

Amos: "I Batman Amos."

At the party later...

Levi: "Oh! Is that blood? Cool!"

MommaBlogga: "Uh, no. It's juice. It's a red juice drink. Did you want some?"

Levi: "Oh, nevermind."

Nevermind???

More quotes coming soon! #boymom #kidquotes #boogersfordays